May 2013
When you're in class and your friend says...
sodamnrelatable:
See what your followers think of you; anon or not
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
do ittttttt
Ancient Romans are forever trotted out as worthy of our attention because they...
– Charles W. Moore, Hadrian’s Villa [jstor]
(via genepitney)
How Old Are You, Really? →
We all know how old we are, but what age are you on the inside? Are you more of a kid at heart, or are you basically an elderly person trapped in a…
harryflack:
remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
growlithed:
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
drdoofenshmirtz:
i wish i had the guts to be sassy like some tumblr users do but i just
i dotn wanna hurt anyones feelings ever
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be...
– Walter Bishop (via rosettes)
shalrath:
what we should be getting
a multiple tag search option
an actually working block option
a fix on the tumblr video player
being able to post pictures into the caption of anything else besides a text post
what we are getting
strong-sexy-fit:
I hate how when I eat a lot, I feel the need to defend myself. I shouldn’t have to explain myself to people. If I want to eat a lot, I’ll fucking eat a lot. And if you have a problem with it.. I’ll eat you too.
coffins-aintshit-tillyou-die:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them...
Lost love depresses you for the rest of your life.
– Greg Garnett (via wizlaqueefa)